YOU think accountants keep all their juicy secrets in these things called “journal entries”

YOU flinch at the words “accounts payable”, and so you never pay them.

YOU always thought that balancing the books meant ensuring the large pile of unread tomes by your bedside table doesn’t topple on you while you’re asleep.

YOU assume that an internal audit is what’s meant to happen between you and your therapist.

YOU avoid income statements because you think it refers to people who brag about their salary.

YOU believe that taxes are largely an optional payment to the government that can be avoided with nary a consequence to your business or your person.