YOU’VE always had trouble remembering names and numbers. Good thing smartphones take care of all that now!
YOU think business networking was designed by the devil as a sort of boring reality show for his own amusement.
YOU believe ‘cultural sensitivity’ is a bunch of woke nonsense.
YOU find the prospect of travelling for work ridiculous. Hello, the internet is a thing now?!
YOU are not great at generating business leads. Surely they should be allowed to grow by themselves, like mushrooms in the dark?
YOU’RE fine with English and don’t feel the need to learn any other language, thankyouverymuch.