YOU can meet the numbers, shake their hands and dance until you’re both happy.
YOU know that accountants and auditors are the true unsung heroes that keep businesses afloat. But you’re at peace with that, and take pride in your diligent work.
YOU like it when the rows and columns match up. Be honest, it makes you feel giddy.
YOU secretly fantasise about Excel coming alive as a person and the two of you running off into the sunset to get married.
YOU actually get excited to hear about the latest developments in financial law, and you don’t care how that makes you look.
YOU know there’s nothing cooler than procedural peace of mind. (Shut up, it’s true).