YOU can’t tell the difference between a swoosh and a smiley face, and think “Air Max” is just a catchy way to brag about your lung capacity.

YOU believe that retail training means getting your steps in at the mall.

YOU think “visual merchandising” is just a fancy term for rearranging your shoe rack at home.

YOU believe that a “sales pitch” should involve an actual baseball game, not inspiring customers to choose the perfect pair of shoes.

YOU get stage fright just thinking about presenting to a group, and the mere sight of a PowerPoint makes you break into a cold sweat.

YOU have a tendency to turn every serious conversation into a stand-up comedy routine, leaving your audience more confused than a kid trying to tie their shoelaces for the first time.