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ARE YOU READY?

YOU SHOULD NOT APPLY FOR THIS JOB, UNLESS…

YOU have a thing for business…and maybe not the boring kind. Ditch the textbooks and forget about memorising – you need an MQF Level 6 in business administration or its equivalent with a dash of real-world experience (think 2 years as a financial or business analyst, not just coffee runs).
YOU‘re an analytical rockstar, not a calculator technician. Don’t worry, you don’t need to memorise pi to the hundredth decimal – good analytical skills for data-driven reports are your jam.
YOU‘re a spreadsheet sensei. Master Microsoft Excel and financial applications like they’re your second language.
YOU‘re a business ninja and knowledge of business operations, objectives, strategies, and information is your secret weapon.
YOU speak fluent data and human. Strong written and verbal communication skills are a must.
YOU‘re a vault, not a leaky faucet. Handling sensitive business information is a piece of cake. You can keep a secret better than a celebrity’s publicist.
YOU‘re a time management magician. Juggling deadlines and managing your workload is child’s play.
Still interested in this job?

CAN YOU HANDLE IT?

YOU ARE NOT UP TO THE TASK, IF…

YOU hate uncovering industry secrets! You spend your days blissfully unaware of trends that could impact the company’s future.
YOU‘re a data storytelling nightmare and transform raw data into sleep-inducing reports that nobody wants to read.
YOU have a passion for creating disorganised chaos! You design business analysis and data recording systems that are clunky and inefficient.
YOU have the eyesight of a bat and a love for errors! Completely miss inaccuracies in data reports.
YOU‘re a one-man island who prefers working on a deserted one! Supporting various departments like marketing and sales? Sounds like a social nightmare!
YOU‘re a trend-spotting sloth who sleeps through change! Completely miss the boat on identifying changes in financial and business trends.
YOU‘d rather play solitaire than answer user questions! Ignore those pesky emails from confused colleagues and avoid training newbies on reports like the plague.
YOU‘d rather binge-watch reality TV than collect valuable data!
YOU‘re a documentation disaster who writes instructions like riddles! You provide documentation support and procedures for financial initiatives that are confusing and unhelpful.
YOU‘d rather watch paint dry than research and develop! Skip the data digging, report writing, and insightful recommendations.
 
Still interested in this job?

SHOW US YOU CAN

OUR COMPANY IS
AWESOME, NO BULL SH**… IT IS THE GREATEST PLACE  TO SHOW OFF YOUR SKILLS

WE are international with offices in 6 countries, and we can take you places. The next 5 years are going to be huge.
YOUR skills will be the key to deciphering trends and crafting strategies that propel us towards financial success and strategic dominance.
YOU will form part of a dynamic team, bursting with energy.
IMAGINE becoming the data oracle, whispering insights that shape the destiny of a global giant!
WE are an international retailer and distributor primarily involved in the sport and fashion wear sectors.
Still interested in this job?

YOU’VE MADE IT!

YOU’VE MADE IT THIS FAR, NOW CHECK US OUT AND MAKE YOUR NEXT EXCITING CAREER MOVE!

Bet you’re curious about who we are and what we offer!