YOU believe that customers asking for advice just don’t know themselves enough. Surely that’s the job of a therapist to sort out, not a sales assistant?!

YOU can smile your way through anything. As long as it’s behind a screen of some kind and you’re not forced to look people in the eye.

YOUR standard response to unpleasant social encounters is to double down, maybe even to the point of physical violence.

YOU quite like the idea of arranging clothes around the store space… until you get bored half-way through and just leave things lying about as you (or your teenager) would in your/their room.

YOUR are shocked to discover that Mango is not a tropical juice brand. False advertising much?!

YOU would rather lie around on a hammock and munch on that tropical fruit instead of assisting customers at the store, thankyouverymuch.